Hope and I lazed on our porch at Chiang Dao hut. It was raining, and we were swatting mosquitoes and trying to make plans --futile on both counts. Chiang Dao is a small town about an hour from Chiang Mai, set back in jungle foothills. It's beautifully serene and palatably touristy, a destination where it's possible to get away without significant investment. We'd already blown a day eating green curry and befriending adorable flea-ridden puppies. It was time to actually do something.
"So we could go birding at Dem Ya Kat tomorrow and summit Saturday..." I suggested, my St. Paul soft body veering away from certain punishment.
"Oh, wait. You have to get the park permit BEFORE you go to Dem Ya Kat. Guess that means we'll summit tomorrow."
Doi Chiang Dao, Thailand's 3rd highest peak, is well-visited, but you're supposed to tackle the 7.5 km, 1100m gain over 2 days, camping just below the summit with their guide. This is all well and good. However, we didn't want to overnight, didn't want to pay for a guide--and for that matter didn't really WANT a guide. To circumvent this, we'd summit it in one day, which led to another problem: how to get to the trailhead, 10.5 kilometers from our guesthouse. We came up with 3 possible solutions: 1. Walk it. 2. Bike it. 3. Motorbike it.
We ruled out walking; we'd be doing plenty of that anyway. We also, after much deliberation, decided a motorbike was out of the question. You see--neither one of us had driven a motorbike before, much less on mountainous roads. There was also a disconcerting common thread in Hope's pool of acquaintences who'd rented motorbikes in Thailand: they'd all crashed. So, that option was nixed as well. So, bicycles it was.
"We can walk them on the steep parts, ride them the rest." concluded Hope optimistically.
So we rented bikes and went across the road for dinner, where we ordered 2 dishes each. This confused, then amused, the staff.
"Very hungry," we explained.
We somehow managed to relocate the copious contents of our plates into our stomachs, then waddled back to our hut.
We were excited, we were nervous, and we're both blanket stealers, so sleep did not come easily. We gave up about 6, hopped on our bikes, and pedaled past the huts, dogs, and Sooty-headed Bulbuls that lay between us and park headquarters.
At the gate, the guard asked, "You go Chiang Dao?" We shook our heads and mimed binoculars. "Look for birds." We paid the fee while he looked skeptically at our bikes.
"10 kilometer up...UP."
We smiled and pedaled off and fortunately made it JUST out of view from the guard shack before we hopped off and began humbly pushing our recalcitrant steeds up the grade.
Save a brief respite of coasting through cloud forest for about 2 km, we fought up the steep grade for 2 hours. This whole time, my breakfast was also fighting its way up.
Finally, we reached the trailhead. This represented another stretch of steep up. As we labored, we admired the stunning scenery. Every mountain in Thailand has a different aura; Chiang Dao's is thick emerald forest shrouded in clouds, abrupt limestone peaks, unexpectedly smooth valleys. The trail is mud, with a few rocks and roots thrown in for good measure.
Much of the hike up escapes my memory. I was the slow link, reaping the benefits of a summer where I was paid to sit. Hope was reaping the benefits of a summer where she'd been paid to hike. What I do remember is a lot of sweat, a few descending hikers concerned about our sanity, and occasional stomach-wrenching whiffs of Hope's Fivefingers.
"I think we smell worse than anything alive...and maybe some things that are dead," I observed.
We walked and stopped and drank water and avoided looking at our watches until the sun was alarmingly high.
"Weelll...it's 12:30 now. We can't leave the summit later than 1:30."
We stomached this, disappointed. We'd come so far and invested so much...we had no idea how far we'd come. What if we couldn't make it? Shortly thereafter, we reached the campground. Only 15 minutes from there. We'd make it.
We scurried up the last bit. Steep, slippery, our bodies protesting. Habitat rapidly changed--by now the Sooty-headed Bulbuls had been replaced by White-headed, and green magpies darted around. At the summit, we wolfed down some snacks, appreciated the assortment of swallows and Swifts wheeling beneath us.
We still had the hike down--and hiking down is not easier than hiking up. Gravity is at best a fickle friend, one moment tempting you to run, the next tripping you over a root.
We reached the trailhead at twilight, just as the rain reached us. The road down is heartpoundingly steep. The grade must be illegal in the states and narrow, wrought with ample hairpin turns. Vehicles blast their horns as they approach the worst bends; the mountain becomes a chorus of receding (or approaching) beeps.
Wet brake pads did not lend themselves well to these conditions, so we decided the sensible thing to do would be to walk our bikes down. At this point, walking was the LAST thing I wanted to do. My feet ached; blisters had re-opened. Mosquitoes made me irrationally angry. I smelled bad and Hope smelled bad and we made a sorry parade limping resolutely down the road, water dripping down our necks, restraining bikes that were suddenly eager to dash down the mountain. I really wanted to let mine go, wish it well, and recover its carcass from the bottom.
Finally, I gave up, got on, and flew down the mountain. It was an exhilarating ride through the dusk, rich with head-on collisions with enormous jungle bugs. The whole thing was executed at rates of speed my mom would certainly disapprove of. At the guardshack, we devoted a moment to marveling over the fact that we didn't die. We were covered in mud, scratches, and sweat and reveled in the joy of the young, cocky, and invincible.
"You realize, right, that we're absolutely batshit crazy?" Hope stated.
I did, and I do, and it's great. We don't destroy our bodies enough in regular life to obtain such pure clarity of mind. That evening, for the first time in many months, I experienced peace.










